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>>2591 FEET

>>2591 turkey makes me feel weirdly sick, so i always take chicken if that's an option it could just be that i only like the legs and wings, though

>>2593 I like to eat legs as well I love to eat turkey but it makes me feel sick as well. I don't know what the food people do, but after I eat it I get the worst stomach aches. Then I have to aggressively shit. Other than that, food itself is great

>>2594 >I don't know what the food people do, but after I eat it I get the worst stomach aches Whoever is cooking it is trying to poison you

>>2597 Honestly reminds me of my old schools. I always had to hold in a fart during class because the food was probably expired or something. (Probably not but that's what it felt like) That was probably the hardest part of school for me

>>2593 Turkey must've be feet-lickin good

>>2600 loli feet would probably make me feel far less sick than turkey breast, but unfortunately, is not an option at my family's dinner table...

>>2599 for me too. holding farts at school was pain in the ass

>>2599 I was the guy who would fart the loudest in the class to make everyone laugh

>>2591 I don't eat it often, but I like the roasted turkey my grandma makes for New Year's She stuffs it with minced meat and the turkey's so big that I end up eating its leftovers for several more meals after New Year's Also, I prefer the breast over the legs, this applies both to turkey and women

>>2618 Ah but why? Haven't you heard of the holy chicken thigh?

>>2619 >I prefer the breast over the legs Meant to greentext this, fuck

>>2618 What kind of turkey breast?

>>2591 No It reminds me of an alien crab and it looks disgusting

>>2669 Have you actually tried it?