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>>3264 Just order food, it's cheaper than a maid

>>3265 Sure that may be a solution but it's not a cute girl personally giving you the food is it? Everytime I get a delivery, it's from an ugly dude. There's just something different about a cute girl doing something for you that makes it a lot better

>>3264 >it only takes me about 10-15 enjoyable seconds to eat it. Try eating it for 5 minutes. Chew every bite 50 times. Take smaller bites. That's how i do it and it makes the time worth it.

>>3267 That could work since chewing on food is pretty fun, since it's kindof like fidgeting with my mouth? Not sure how I can explain it...

>>3267 I don't know... I'm a bit impatient. I can't help but try to eat the whole meal really quickly

>>3272 For me, fucking deepthroating the food and eating it really fast makes it taste better for some reason

>>3273 I choke frequently when I'm eating something I like, because I eat too fast

>>3273 That sounds like it would hurt. What if it's a large subway sandwich?

>>3289 The only pain I feel after eating fast with a big sandwich is my teeth hurting from all the sugar

>>3275 The only time I can recall having that happen was in the 3rd grade, I choked on a granola bar, and just kept shoving it down my throat because I wanted to die eating Can you tell I wasn't a very happy 3rd grader?

>>3295 Idfk what happened with the user I guess it autofilled it and then that happened when I fatfingered like half my keyboard? idk

>>3294 Then just eat a sandwich with no sugar

>>3294 What kind of sandwich are you eating that has sugar in it?

>>3334 bread has carbs and i think carbs break down into sugar