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just bee yourself

>>4580 be yourself but also... most of the time you can lie to people, specially strangers, and they will never find out. lies are the knife you use to hack through the jungle of social norms

being positive is an instant advantage you get against people you have to do literally no effort to be positive. just a bit of mental effort and then you already gain a huge advantage over demotivated people

you can survive everyday with only mere raw eggs and water. and your belly start toning up too. holding in semen for at least four weeks will make 'weird luck' happen more often and with more intensity. the more someone borrow money the poorer they stay and the more they are likely not to pay it back. girls can sense something about guys subtle energy in a level that guys cannot control it, and they don't know how they can sense it either. crows watch you and your subtle traits more than you realize. try looking very long into their eyes and they will start to go gangster upon you, just like a person. they're the smartest of all birds, and crankiest. recommended not to try this. sometimes 'traditional' stuffs are the cheapest. soaps for example. if u wanna take a revenge on someone be sure to wear a mask while doing it. use newpipe instead of youtube app. the more you delve in something the more you find PATTERNS, the more you find patterns the more this feed your intuition, and the stronger your intuition is the more you smell the truth.

I was going to share something, but I can't think of anything as of now. But even that ties into something I try to remind myself: relax, you don't always need the right answer to everything right now. If you can just trust yourself, that can be good enough in the tides of uncertainty. Huh, I guess I did think of something for this in the end...

>>4644 I'll post this here instead of hijacking the sweet potato thread. Here's some more tips on how to maximize your free time: Don't do any work, be a NEET. If you don't do any work you won't get sweaty so you'll never need to shower, just wipe the piss droplets and shit particles off of your thighs and buttcrack with baby wipes or something every few days. Use a water filter to convert tap water into clean drinking water. Instead of taking trash out you can just throw it on the floor. If it's the kind of trash that attracts bugs you can seal it inside a bottle or other container so bugs can't smell it or get to it, then despite trash being piled up to the ceiling your home won't be infested with bugs. The bigger your house is the more rooms you can fill from wall to wall with trash so it'll be years before it becomes a problem. You can use a wireless keyboard and mouse and plug your computer into a big TV and lay in bed all day for maximum comfort. You only need to wear clothes for a few minutes per month when going outside to get packages and mail, so you never need to wash any clothes. If a bird shits on you or something while outside for a few minutes it's far cheaper to just throw the clothes away and order more cheap clothes than to have a washer and dryer and pay for laundry detergent and hot water and all that stuff. You can clean cum/piss stains off of your bed by just spraying lysol or wiping rubbing alcohol or something on it to kill the germs. If you get no exercise you don't need to eat much, just take your daily dose of vitamin supplements and eat potato chips or other delicious non-sugary snacks a couple times per day. Despite getting no exercise you won't gain weight if you don't eat too much, especially if you don't eat any sugar. With the right balance of fiber and/or laxatives you can minimize the number of minutes spent wiping your ass or unclogging the toilet by optimizing the solidity or your shit. If you follow all of these tips you will be able to stare at your TV for 17 hours per day everyday, sleep for ~6.75 hours and only do the most unavoidable household chores for the other ~15 minutes.

>>4588 do you have more cool tips like that?

>>4645 One small problem how the fuck am I meant to fund this brilliant lifestyle?

>>4653 welfare or have a lot of money saved up

Poweramp is the best music player for android. Eat once or twice a day max and you will enjoy food 10x times more. Dairy gives you acne. If you do yoga every day you'll feel healthier and more energetic.

never trust old bald people

>>4658 >Dairy gives you acne. warning: if you stop consuming dairy products you will eventually become lactose intolerant. you will have to go through life asking if this or that piece of food contains milk. people will think you are a b-word